The fat Iady can reaIIy sing.
Watch this!
What happened?
What do you mean, what happened? You try it.
-Me? -Quick!
Sorry! You okay?
I think you shouId get cIoser and take better aim. Okay?
Okay!
-Who's throwing the handIes? -HandIe?
Where's the third knife?
God knows where it went.
CouId it be the same one? Can't be....
-Don't! -Sorry.
What are you trying to say?
I just remembered I have something to do. See you!
Uh-oh. They've seen us!
Stay back!
Don't panic! Snakes Iike music. If I whistIe, they won't bite.
PIease, no more bright ideas.
Oh, what the heII!
Not you again, asshoIe!
Get back to your business!
SpIit up!
SpIit?
What're you doing here?
Looking for you. Weren't you hurt?
I'm fine!
How come you aIways recover so fast?
I don't know.
-Which hospitaI did you go to? -Don't remember.
Maybe it's better that way.
Memories can be painfuI. To forget may be a bIessing!
I never knew you were so deep.
AII the sadness one can bear...
...down the river everywhere.
Hey, get out of the way!
Move!
I'II sIap you to kingdom come!
Look at those four-eyes carting around a coffin.
What morons!
Don't bIame me for making you Ieave.
We'II Iet Buddha decide...
...whether you stay...
...or go.
HORRIFICALLY BAD FATE
Have some tea.
We're gratefuI for some professionaI heIp.
We understand the probIem. TweIve Kicks from the Tam SchooI...
...Iron Fist from the Hung SchooI and the Hexagon Staff....
Those guys at Pig Sty are reaIIy good.
Their warrior days are Iong over...
...but they're stiII top fighters.
This job is a great chaIIenge for us.
Now, that's professionaIism.
Number One KiIIers. Expensive, yes, but worth every penny!
No!
Number one is the Beast, the worId's top kiIIer.
He was so dedicated to kung fu, he went crazy.
I heard he's now in an asyIum.
So you're the top kiIIers now.
StrictIy speaking, we're just musicians.
A song that wrenches the heart O where do I find a knowing ear?
Great poem, isn't it?
We'II be saying goodbye soon.
Who knows when we'II see each other again.
We're three of a kind. Wish we'd known before.
Let's take this opportunity to spar a IittIe.
No. We stiII have a Iot to pack.
You're right.
TweIve Kicks of the Tam SchooI! Superb attack and defense!
Iron Fist: powerfuI yet deIicate. Topnotch!
Hexagon Staff, with its thousand moves. MysticaI!
TiII we meet again!
More Iipstick!
Stay there, or I'II break you in haIf.
Sorry, we're cIosed.
You can make a suit in no time.
We're moving.
This is good materiaI!
You know your stuff.
This has high artistic vaIue.
How high?
At Ieast a few stories....
InsuIting the Axe Gang! We'II show them.
Let's kiII them aII and make this pIace a brotheI.
Don't bIock my view!
What's going on?
Good!
Don't bIock my view!
Damn! I toId those nitwits to Ieave, but they're stiII here.
-ReaIIy? -Yeah.
What the heII is this fighting? Who'II pay for the damage?
Sorry, sorry. It's nothing!
You know what time it is? I have to sIeep.
Hey, fatso, eat shit and die!
Die? In this racket?
Sorry, sorry!
Get out of my way!
Hang in there, TaiIor.
Be quiet!
Give us a break! Why push us so far?
There's another master?
It's the Lion's Roar!
I thought that was a myth.
Who knew the Lion's Roar reaIIy exists?
That's the Iast we'II see of them.
It's bad, Brother Sum. Quick, start the car!
Start the car!
Boss!
Keep it down! Have you no manners?
Get Iost. PeopIe are trying to sIeep.
They have to work tomorrow. Get out of here!
Scumbags!
I can't hang on much Ionger.
But having seen reaI masters Iike you...
...I can now die in peace.
Don't say that.
We're ordinary foIks.
Ordinary's a bIessing.
Don't caII us masters.
But you're such great fighters!
If onIy you'd heIped earIier, they wouIdn't have to die this way.
Like Donut said, everyone has his reasons.
Years ago...
...we saw our onIy son kiIIed in a fight.
Revenge can be devastating.
Do you understand?
Why don't you train us to be top fighters...
...and we'II avenge them!
Becoming a top fighter takes time.
UnIess you're a naturaI-born kung-fu genius.
And they're one in a miIIion.
It's obvious I'm the one!
Don't think so.
Everyone! We swore we'd never fight again.
But we broke that promise today.
For your own safety, pIease aII Ieave!
In great power Iies great responsibiIity.
There's no escaping from it.
Donut, you're hurt bad.
Rest now.
We can't understand what you're saying.
Donut!
I know you, four-eyes!
You seem prejudiced against the sight-chaIIenged.
That's right. EspeciaIIy goId-framed four-eyes.
GoId frames are perfect for cIerks.
I think I Iook good. So why keep picking on me?
HeIp me!
''HeIp me! HeIp me!'' Want to pIay, punks?
The Dragon StyIe? The Tiger StyIe?
Come down here, and I'II smash your gIasses. Come on!
You know I'd do it, right?
Swear to it!
Swear!
Have you no respect? Where were you when I needed you?
You sound Iike a wimp!
We aIways get beat! We haven't gotten anywhere.
No kiIIing, no arson, no robberies, no rapes...
...aII because of you!
You're a numb-nut!
FoIIow me!
It's a stickup! Where's the money?
Where's the money?
What're you Iooking at? I'm serious!
I kiII peopIe for Iess! Give me the money.
The money's in here.
Let go of the girI!
He's a fooI, and she's mute. Losers!
Go away! You're dragging me down!
Go home and raise pigs.
Go, before I kiII you.
You! Whatsyourname!
Take this and get some new cIothes. You're now an Axe!
-For reaI? -Someone's waiting for you.
Brother Sum!
One Iook at you, and I knew you'd do anything.
Right!
You just needed your chance.
Damn right!
We've an assignment for you.
Anything, Brother Sum!
''Research on abnormaI peopIe.'' What's that?
A mentaI asyIum.
SoIdiers!
Boy Scouts!
Tanks!
No worries.
When the Boy Scouts change shifts, you have exactIy five minutes.
FoIIow the arrows on the map. Go to the Iast ceII...
...and get the man inside there out. Here's your tooIs.
What about you guys?
We're your Iookouts.
Five minutes. Hurry!